Thanks for putting up with all those dog jokes! It was a huge please working with you Louise and looking forward to doing more
12:02 AM 17th February
Hey Dude. Will miss you this Christmas but looking forward to the merriment of 2012. Love you loads.
0:01 AM 25th December
Don't do twitter, so this will have to do instead! You're always an inspiration with your energy, love and determination. Don't ever change.
10:31 AM 18th December
Lou O'Poo xxxxx
@kirsty_joan How cool is this? Eh? Have good holidays 2011 and forever #merrychristmas
6:30 AM 25th December
@iateyourmic Happy Christmas blue eyes! (beats a card right? :p) <3 love, gin & mince pies...
8:52 PM 11th December
Your name or username
Abs, Mark & Thee. Sending you lots of Christmas love. We'll miss you lots and will be thinking of you whilst enjoying a glass of Malbec!
0:01 AM 25th December
Lots of Love Sarah & Tim xx
Mum and Legs, sending you lots of Christmas love from Buenos Aires. We'll miss you lots but can't wait to see you in February.
0:01 AM 25th December
Lots and lots of love S&T xx
@Routledges. Thank you for looking after us - again! You are all so lovely. Happy Xmas. Love from the Fowle-Hairsines
5:45 PM 25th December
@dexxy78/sashabreslau Congratulations on the mansion. This is for the servants.
10:49 AM 4th December
@birthdaygirl_Lorraine A special, never get dirty, super towel worthy of a shiny new kitchen. Happy Birthday !! xx
6:40 AM 16th November
@kerilewisbrown If only there was a digital way to dry the dishes...
10:05 AM 25th December
@tamie17 @eddiec11 in times of virtual messages here's something more permanent to wish you a merry crimbo. Have a bonza day pommies!
0:01 AM 25th December
@romfordpele Your cooking is...pretty, pretty, pretty good (Happy Christmas Barry, Lots of Love, Don xxx)
0:00 AM 25th December
Happy Birthday to my super Gran-Gran who is also known as Mary Fairy. A very special lady who is much loved.
12:27 AM 30th September
@Mark_&_Amanda Marriage is a journey of discovery! After 1 year Mark can wipe up his own beer spills & Amanda can explain the off side rule
12:00 AM 1st October
@grumbo You don't approve of the greetings card industry so I hope you like this way of wishing you a fabulously Happy Christmas! xxx
11:59 PM 24th December
@CharlesFox79 Char! Keep recycling Charlie, start cycling Charlie, go to the magic mountain Charlie, Happy Birthday Charlie!! Love Binni :-)
0:01 AM 2nd September
@nikitaljohnson Congratulations on completing your Masters degree! You've worked so hard this year, now let's have some fun in London! :-)
6:57 PM 30th August
Happy 2nd anniversary Hemmy - cotton this time right? How apt. Love you with all my heart! Love Gem
11:47 PM 26th August
@Robin Keep the good habits - remember to have a cup of coffee at 4pm, an after-work drink on Thursdays and salary-sushi once a month!
4:00 PM 15th August
Olga Meta Tinika
Thank you for more long-awaited and sublime summer days in the French countryside. With lots and lots of love from Cindy, Ellie and Ruby XX
8:48 AM 23th August
the silva girls
@cathie_avraam If this doesn't convince you to join twitter, nothing ever will.
4:10 AM 11th July
To Mrs B: A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend like you is worth so much more. Be happy on your birthday and always remain so xxx
7:00 AM 17th July
Mr & Mrs Y and Phoebe xxx
@CreatureLondon et voila - for drying yr shiny new mugs / mopping spoonflicked teabag juice off the floor when Stu misses the bin... x
12:51 AM 7th July
@LouiseTeboul A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more. Happy Birthday and lots of love from all the Hunts xxxxx
9:17 PM 4th July
2 the best hosts this side of anywhere with thanks for chats, good times, inspiration & good energy! Here's to a return match in Liverpool?
10:23 AM 4th July
Louise and Wes xxxx
@SalvadorVicky In times of fleeting updates and idle conversations, something permanent to wish you happy birthday and joyful adventuring! x
8:08 PM 20th June
@comedyfish I'm not sure they have the internet in Oztralia yet so you'll have to tweet by telegraph. I'll be over for barbie bugs soon. xxx
1:03 PM 14th June
Happy Fathers Day from your favourite followers - lots of love Georgia & Lauren xxx
9:06 PM 9th June
if @heidigf were a real tweety bird, her tweets would be the finest in the land. Now stop drying up and go and write a song! #bananalovesyou
3:29 PM 24th April
@DanaWyatt My Wedding day just wouldn't be the same without you by my side. Will You Be My Matron of Honor?
5:17 PM 27th April
Typing a #recipe, and #autocorrect just changed "#crockpot" to "#crackpot." Paging #DrFreud.... #FreudianSlip #Autocorrectdoesntlie :)
1:36 PM 4th August
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up Ogden Nash
2:00 PM 14th May
Love Jenny and Richard
A little tweet from us on the Leadership Team - Parenthood; It's not a job, it's an adventure! Good luck, enjoy and keep connected.
8:04 PM 10th April
@Suzy_Mill To the hippest Mum in town, keep putting Dad to shame! Happy mother's day 2011 from your loving number one (and only) boy :)
11:00 AM 3rd April
Ever optimistic that you will start doing the dishes, I thought this might come in handy. Or you could just throw it over your shoulder.
8:35 AM 30th March
@adamandnaomi Eat, Drink and be Married! Big congratulations and may you be tweetie-pies foreverx
3:00 PM 9th April
Peter and Judith x
Dear Mum, we're going to frame this tea towel so that you never have to use it... Happy Mothers Day =) xxx
10:00 AM 3rd April
Lots of Love From Lyd and Will
@hosmond Congratulations on today's publication of 'Who's Afraid of Mr Wolfe'. We are all so proud of you. Loads of Love. xxx
9:00 AM 14th April
@scottbharvey You don't like the way I stack the dishes when I do the washing up at your house and that makes me laugh. Love you LOADS!! xxx
7:30 PM 21th March
Nickie: it's your birthday! Have a lovely day and make sure Ben does the washing-up, looks after Bruce and generally pampers you.
4:58 PM 18th April
PAUL & PORTIA.....Thanks for the invitation.....The Regan clan would love to attend your wedding.....Thursday 2nd June 2011 XXXX
3:27 PM 20th March
@ xFawnx we think you are really tweet, and so do 70,000 other people too !
5:10 PM 9th November
@HanRoseDoyle Sending a Tweet to Someone Really Sweet! Happy Birthday Hannah...Love from The Farmers xx
1:26 PM 19th March
@Wanda Happy Tweeting Birthday Sweetie! Does this count as embracing technology....? Love Cooper xx
12:37 AM 22nd March
@SuperSis The closest you'll ever get me to tweeting.... Happy birthday Sis love Sis xxxx
7:30 AM 25th April
@jo happy 21st bestie! remember that someone is always thinking of you, even while you clean up the kitchen after a long day @~)~~~ #yourock
3:17 AM 17th March
@gran A gift combining mod and trad 4 a grandma who also does so perfectly... #mygranrocks
4:37 PM 3rd April
@Jill Happy mother’s day! And may you not have to do the dishes today!
2:33 PM 3rd April
@mum Put your feet up, I’ll do the dishes today! #bestmumever
8:13 AM 3rd April
Solveig, we'll love u 4 ever!! Happy 25th Birthday!
2:45 AM 7th March
Love, Tanja & Frauke
@Katticus1. Happy 25th Birthday. Live life :) Twit Twoo xxx
9:07 PM 22nd February
@Tree. What's the most common owl? A Tweet Towel! :)
0:00 AM 9th March
Dear Dad, To the best dad in the world. The tea towel is so you can always remember how special you are to me. Love From Sarah x
0:00 AM 31th March
Happy birthday to my beautiful Canadian cousin, Marion. Think of us when you are doing the washing up!
7:00 PM 5th February
Ann and Dave
Happy New Year Mrs and Mr White. May this help you become a perfectly clean and dry married couple in 2011
0:01 AM 1st January
@DavidBostockTheBridalPhotographer Happy Birthday baby, hope you have a fabulous day. All my love @EllieSanderson1 x x x
12:00 AM 15th February
@jimbo It’s not you, it’s your tweets. #sorryitsover
2:19 AM 24th January
@Jez Get off Twitter and take me out for dinner! #distractedboyfriend
5:19 PM 14th February
@Sophie1982 Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re always on Twitter, so I’m dumping you. #itsover
5:18 PM 14th February
@mybeautifulgeek In front of the twitter-universe: "Will you marry me?"
5:17 PM 14th February
@Louisa You’ll always be a trending topic in my thoughts... Will you be my Valentine?
5:16 PM 14th February
@Sam Check out a pic of me in nothing but my marigolds: twitpic.com/3e2qb
5:10 PM 14th February
@Rob A wee birdie tells me someone fancies you... #technolovedeclarations
9:50 AM 14th February
@steve A Tweet Towel for my tweetie-pie. Will you be my Valentine?
4:31 PM 14th February
@Jo Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s 140 characters, to say I love you!
7:49 AM 14th February
@hotstuff Roses are red violets are blue, if you do the dishes, I'll dry with you.
12:48 AM 14th February
@mysexyboy See you at the sink in nothing but your marigolds. Happy Valentines Day.
12:47 AM 21st January
@Lafawnduh I love technology. But not as much as you and me. Always and Forever. Will you be my Valentine?
12:45 AM 14th February
@Rebecca Thanks for being our dishwasher this past year. We’ll miss you a lot! Have a great time at Uni and don’t forget to visit
5:51 PM 23rd January
Everyone @ The Lamb
@Chloe Thanks for all your help #bestbabysitterever
12:50 AM 21st January
Sarah and Steve
@Carrie Please don’t use me to mop up red wine. For drying dishes only. Happy birthday!
3:49 PM 19th January
@Jim USE THIS. Or else. #washingupdodger
12:48 AM 19th January
@Twitterfan You may not be a tea-toweller but you are a Tweeter. This will give you something to look at next time you get the fail whale.
12:47 AM 19th January
@mark Don’t forget to dry the dishes. Or you could use this to dry your tears when I beat you at boggle #letshaveaboggleoff
12:46 AM 18th January
The boggle champion
@lazyboyfriend Any chance of a hand with the dishes?!
12:45 AM 18th January
Your devoted girlfriend
@newhomeowners here’s something to dry your new mugs with. Welcome to your new home!
12:44 AM 17th January
Paul and Sarah
@catfan Something to dry your mugs (or cat bowls...) with.
12:44 AM 16th January
@Lucy We’ll miss your speccy face. Please come and see us soon.
12:42 AM 15th January
Auntie Sandra and Uncle Bob
@newmumanddad For drying your mugs and cleaning up sick?! Hopefully not at the same time.
12:40 AM 14th January
@Paula Massive embroidered thanks for all your help. Next cuppa’s on me.
12:38 AM 13th January
@Carly What are we going to do without you? Good luck in your new job.
12:35 AM 12th January
Everyone @ The Little Cup Cake
@Hainsey1311 Hey good looking, what you got cooking?
11:00 AM 11th January
@AbigailandJonathan2011 Wishing you much joy on your Wedding Day and in your life together (even when doing the dishes). With love....
2:00 PM 16th April
Pippa, Georgina and William
@excession Birthday wishes for James, with love from Andy, Suzanne, Flora & Angus XxXX For when it's time to go offline and do the dishes...
8:30 AM 19th February
@alexbirtwisle erm what is your mum doing with her knockers out on Helsby hill? I know it's New Year but....
0:57 AM 31st December
@RaphaJ - Hey good looking! What've you got cooking?
7:15 AM 25th December
@alisoncassidy your very own Tweet Towel now means your obliged to do the drying as well as the washing up! How thoughtful am I? Love ya x
10:30 AM 25th December
Dad's special tea towel for making bread. Hands off, everyone else!
12:00 AM 25th December
@angryfeet in the olden days whales were magnificent, majestic and a tad mysterious. Now they're a cute symbol of failure. Damn you twitter.
9:39 PM 11th December
@McCandlish you are the sunshine of my life. Enjoy university and keep updating me via Twitter, love Mummy x
9:35 AM 10th December
@Jamwam Don't stop being awesome. Careful how much of it you put on twitter though, might get you into trouble... x
10:19 PM 7th December
@caitiberry Twitter is for crazy young people. Tea towels are immortal. Long live the tea towel and all the oldies who can use them. Ha!
4:37 PM 9th December
charlotte & the bobster x x x
Dave - Log off and dry up! Happy Tweetmas.
8:15 PM 29th November
@DavidIke Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls and get poked by people you don't know #originaltwitterfan
10:08 PM 23rd November
@chickpeajones..stop tweeting about it and do it! Come home! Yorkshire needs you and so do I. x
9:50 AM 17th November
@lovespace Get the fuck off Twitter and do some work!
5:30 PM 11th December
@goodonpaper can u dry your dishes in less than 140 characters ? #GBOL xo
1:01 PM 25th December
@katfoster & @keithbelfast
@matt-don't forget to dry the dishes, or you could use it to dry your tears when I win fantasy footy xxx
4:30 PM 25th December
I think, I tweet, therefor .... emmm... I stitch???
2:39 PM 29th October
@Gran You may not be a tweeter, but you certainly are a tea-toweler. Here's 140 characters to remind you of me when you're drying your mugs.
5:59 PM Oct 10th
@Sophie How about you show me how to work my interweb and I’ll show you how to cross-stitch your socks?
9:15 AM Oct 15th
@Pete Can we get a dishwasher?
10:32 AM Oct 12th
@gadgetboy Log-off and dry up
8:47 PM Oct 14th
@Rustyrockets Meet you by the sink in nothing but your marigolds
9:12 AM Oct 25th
@TheYanimal Miss your speccy face. Hope all is good at Water Cress & Rocket Salad
9:12 AM Oct 25th